The Basenji Hound

So recently I was talking with my roomate about different dog species and learned of a quite unusual dog: The Basenji Hound.

Now what makes this dog different from all other dogs is that it doesn't actually bark. "OH THANK GOD" say the people currently residing next to a yappy rat/puppy. But wait, the Basenji does not bark because it yodels.

That's right. Yodels. It's a yodeling dog.

Now the first thing that I imagined was some really anamorphous looking stupid dog prancing about the neighborhood haphazardly yodeling it's little heart out in sheer euphoria.

My second thought was what would owners of this pet do? Or better yet how would the neighbors react? "Oh there goes Steve and his yodeling dog." "Oh god, not again." They'd sneer.

Oh those poor fools.